because right now he HATES me. last nite me and Hubs were searching for our tax stuff from last year for the majority of our evening WHICH by the way we didn’t find it. but on our hunt we’re digging through drawers in our kitchen where we thought we put the papers. and Hubs stops and says “hey wow. look at that. that thing is huge” and i knew right away what he was talking about but i was in denial. and thinking GOD PLEASE let me look in there and like see a big paperclip or a big PIECE OF SHIT…ANYTHING other than what i DID see. yes. you got it. A HUGE MONSTROUS DISGUSTING ROACH…and immediately i start hyperventilating (ok not really) and i had a glass of juice in my hand and i had to set that down because i was going into panic mode. and always when i see a roach the same words come out of my mouth “KILL IT. RIGHT NOW! WHERES THE SPRAY???” and Hubs knows the panic and he’s such a good husband because he knows the urgency in the slaughter of all roaches in my house. well, the damn thing hides under papers in there and Hubs looks at me and says calmly “well i gotta go to work so its just gonna have to stay in there” and the look i gave back was one that someone probably would give after hearing that someone was gonna kill their dog or something…and i said “NO! I can’t sleep tonite knowing that thing is in this house alive. KILL IT!” so i grab the spray, he corners it in the drawer and sprays the sucker. team work at its finest. so then he closes the drawer and i give him that look once again. “uh, you do know you need to take that out of there and flush it down the toilet” and he finally stood his ground and told me “i’m late. i’m leaving. he’ll die in there” and kissed me and left. LEFT ME WITH THE TWITCHING roach in the drawer in my kitchen which is otherwise a safe haven for me. not happening. so people, a moment in history was made yesterday. I disposed of the roach myself. i considered this therapy. not that i ever EVER will be OK with the roaches but someone had to do it and Hubs was gone and it was just me at home so i had to do it myself. so i grabbed tongs (lol) and pulled it out and i was about to do the water death thing and i decided why not take a picture for the readers????

so there he is. i put a pen by him to show the size of the bastard. take a pen, lay it out and notice how far up the pen that thing goes. FREAKIN HUGE. seriously the biggest FATTEST roach w/o wings i’ve ever seen. and i want you all who DONT live in the south to see what we have to deal with. i will never ever get used to seeing roaches. or killing them. or disposing of them. or anything that has to do with them. it’s even amazing that i was able to take the picture and YES post it on my blog. thats a BIG thing for me. but i went beyond that even. i took video with my camera. so if you’re really gross or are like me and just like the torture of roaches, you can watch the video here. i like to make sure they have slow tortured deaths. and after i took this video i used the tongs again, thew it in the garbage disposal and finally killed the sucker. that was my nite. the end.